It loaded once but with a 503 popup, and then on reload it crashed (albeit gracefully -- I get a Mastodon-themed error page).
So, okay.
I really have to wonder if there isn't some way of bypassing that back-end server altogether... or what the consequences would be. Apache is still running just fine, thanks. Maybe redis has crashed?
Oh, but it recovered! Huh.
Hello fediverse!